Thursday, 20 October 2011

Scheduling shenanigans...

In this modern era of digital telly, with the marvels of time shifted viewing on your Sky+, TiVO etc. (other brands are available), it seems that the broadcasters have become somewhat less than precise where timekeeping is involved. On more occasions than I care to remember, I've fired up a recording only to discover that it started minutes earlier or later than the scheduled time, sometimes leading to the start of a show being missed (you bastards!).

So, how in the name of Jesus H Christ were Yorkshire television able to stick to such a ridiculously precise schedule as this one (from the morning of October 21st 1985)? It's down to the minute! I can envisage teachers fratically pushing and pulling the big telly on a stand into the school hall so that the kids wouldn't miss a single second of Let's Go Maths at preciselt 11:08am*. I can only assume (because I certainly can't remember) that schools programming wasn't bothered by the vagaries of advertising.


* Unless the school budget had stretched to a massive de rigueur Ferguson Videostar VCR, in which case, time-shifted viewing here we come!

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

The Great God Pan by Arthur Machen

The Great God Pan (Creation Classics)The Great God Pan by Arthur Machen

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


I found this to be an interesting story, albeit one that diddn't deliver as much as I'd hoped. The influences on authors such as H.P. Lovecraft are plain to see in it's dealing with unseen forces and 'old gods' and the tale manages to build a nice sense of unease as events unfold via a series of recalled incidents. The first half of the story works best as I felt the latter portion relied somewhat on coincidence to the extent that it detracts from the story a little, but nevertheless it's a worthwhile read and interesting to consider how it caused quite a stir back in the day.



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Inappropriate adverts #1



Ahh, the good old days, when advertising made it perfectly clear what you were going to get.

Who, for instance, back in 1984, could have mistaken a crude drawing of a beret-wearing frog in a stripy sweater for anything other than an invitation to take a relaxing camping holiday on the French Riviera? All that's missing is a string of onions and the sterotype would be complete.

vive la différence indeed.

Monday, 10 October 2011

Who Goes There? by John W. Campbell

Who Goes There?: Seven Tales of Science-FictionWho Goes There?: Seven Tales of Science-Fiction by John W. Campbell

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


I've been meaning to read this for over twenty years (ever since I discovered it was the story that gave birth to The Thing from Another World, and the superb John Carpenter remake, back in the 80s). Now, with a sequel to Carpenters film about to hit cinemas, I decided it was about time I got stuck in. The story is entertaining and it's clear how close Capenter stuckl to the tale for his film version, with his version of the creature much closer to Campbell's original beast than the Howard Hawk's produced version in the 50s - several scenes from Carpenter's adaptation are remarkably true to the source, and many of the characters keep their names (if not always their fates). It's also interesting to see the period setting of the story, with steam tractors and airplanes instead of the snowcats and helicopters of the 80s. There's also that stalwart of period SF - Atomic Energy!



All in all, a story worth visiting wheteher you're a fan of the film(s) or not.



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Friday, 7 October 2011

Mile 81 by Stephen King

Mile 81Mile 81 by Stephen King

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


This was an enjoyable Stephen King short story, the style of which harkened back to the Night Shift / Skeleton Crew days. In fact, the story is very reminiscent of The Raft (a story featured in Skeleton Crew, and which was also filmed for the movie Creepshow 2) in the way that the victims in the story meet their ends. A fun little story, and one which may make you wary the next time you squeeze betwwen parked cars...



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Thursday, 6 October 2011

Thursday, 14 April 2011

A waste of time?

A couple of days ago I left the house to nip to the shops and was approached by a child who lives on the street. Parking his bike beside me he began a conversation attempting to gain my agreement that "playing on a Nintendo DS is a waste of time isn't it?". This statement / question was clearly in referrence to the fact that my own kids were, at the time, sat playing Pokemon on their DS's rather than playing on their bikes like their supposed friend wanted them to (that this wasn't possible due to the fact he's popped one of their tyres with a screwdriver while attempting to make a 'repair' a day or so before had seemingly passed him by). When I responded that, no, playing on a DS wasn't a waste of time, he pedalled away with the refrain "My dad says it is...". A little later, clearly incensed that my kids were enjoying themselves in a way he deemed unsuitable, he threatened to kick one of their heads in. Nice...

The fact that I know this child owns a DS of his own somewhat weakened his argument and led me to think that a) He didn't want to play with it, and therefore neither should anyone else play with theirs. 2) His is broken and he was jealous of my kids enjoying theirs. or 3) He was unable to play on it for some other reason (possibly his Dad had denied access due to it's unconstructive time use effects). But whatever the case, it did lead me to think about what other things, going on his argument, might be a waste of time?

The conclusion I reached upon pondering this question is that pretty much everything we do is a waste of time, at least taking the fact that playing a DS is the baseline for this result. When you boil it down, the only real purpose we have as biological creatures is to preserve the species, so all we need to do to achieve this is survive long enough to procreate and make more of us, and in turn all we need to do this is food, sheleter, and the means to raise our offspring to the state where they can continue the process. For most of us, anything else we do is irrelevant to this - playing Nintendo won't really assist, nor will watching movies, reading novels, going on holiday, eating fine food in a nice restaurant, looking at painting, taking photographs, playing sport for personal enjoyment, or any number of other activities. All of these things are means of passing spare time (hey, there's even a word for it: pastimes!) while we get on with the overall survival of the species schtick.

Now, I guess some of the aforementioned time wasting stuff can be of more benefit - books can impart important skills on how to survive, as can TV etc., social activities can help with the whole safety in numbers thing, and certainly assist with the procreation bit, but on the whole they're all just a way of getting between the survival aspects of life without getting bored (and possibly destructive once the devil gets hold of those idle hands). And anyway, absorbing useful information second hand, while of definite benefit, is still not as productive a use of time as proactively attempting to do thing that might better your own, or society as a whole's, chances of survival. No one originally discovered how to harness electricity, penecillin, or good hygeine by reading a book, all these came about the hard way, by people experimenting, testing, and learning from their mistakes. It was everyone following in their footsteps who got a handy set of instructions on where to begin.

Now, all this sounds very pompous and serious, so it's a goo job I don't buy into the premise. Whilst I agree that our overarching concern is to survive, I certainly don't believe it's all we're about. We're more than just a species; we're a society, a civilisation, and that constitutes so much more than just hanging on long enough to make some more people, As a society we need leisure in order to escape the toil of base survival It frees us and makes us happy and constructive. We need to follow intellectual pursuits in order to better our lot and make the whole thing more just and desirable. So in the end, all these waste's of time are not that much of a waste at all - they serve the valuable function of keeping us happy and healthy and more amenable to the less enticing aspects of our lives.

So, you know what? Sod it, I'm off to play some DS.